SEO Superhero LongTail Keyword Boy Wages War on No-Good Keywords
Meet SEO Superhero - Max Bid, The LongTail Keyword Boy
Why was Max Bid, The LongTail Keyword Boy sitting next to a vat of strange chemicals at work? Why did a bolt of lightning send him hurling into the vat of chemicals? Why, after almost choking on a cinnamon bun and surviving only because a quick-thinking co-worker performed the Heimlich on him, did he go back to his desk and eat another cinnamon bun? Who knows. What we do know, and all that really matters, is that after exposure to the chemicals and after nearly choking on the cinnamon bun, Max Bid found that he had developed amazing Keyword Research Super Powers. (Really, probably nothing to do with choking on a cinnamon bun and everything to do with the chemicals.)

